(Not so) ***Flawless

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Happy Saturday everyone,

So you know those ideas that are great on paper but are a bit shit in reality – like couples baths or shower sex (no-one actually enjoys them! someone’s always too cold and the other one always has too much water pouring on them, then soap gets in the eye, lube doesn’t work – it’s shit!) Well my next video is literally shower sex (don’t worry it’s not). Whilst I was filming it (and it took me AGES to do) I was giggling about how funny it’s going to be and what a genius I am. I put on a check shirt and short shorts, just like B, I used the same background and all of the dance moves are pretty much spot on (ish). After I edited it, I sat back, watched it and thought “this is some weird shit.”

I always get the opinion from my bf before I post something. Charlie said “you look fat, you look weird and you look like you’re taking it completely seriously. You also look like you needed a poo for most of it.” I didn’t like that response, so I showed it to one of my best friends, asking what she thought. She replies “I mean, you don’t look like you’re taking it seriously… but it’s not funny either.” I didn’t like that one either, so I showed it to my last friend and asked “do I look funny or weird?”. He said “both – but that shit would go viral.”

Well – here it is:

Here’s what I’m supposed to look like:


Anyway, I posted it because I literally spent hours doing it. Happy Saturday 🙂 x


4 thoughts on “(Not so) ***Flawless

    yakinamac said:
    January 25, 2014 at 3:07 pm

    Oh yes, this deserves to go viral. I can’t promise that my 77 Twitter followers are going to do the trick, but consider me doing my bit.

      bigjewonadiet responded:
      January 26, 2014 at 11:00 pm

      Haha – every little helps!

    Missy said:
    January 26, 2014 at 6:30 pm

    LMFAO!!! Ok, so my 4 and 5 yr old daughters watched it with me. Kids are brutally honest…Sophie(My 5 yr old) said, “That guy looks so weird!” and was laughing and Olivia(My 4 year old) would not stop giggling. I also was laughing my ass off. Good job. 🙂

      bigjewonadiet responded:
      January 26, 2014 at 11:01 pm

      I love this! I can’t believe you subjected your kids to that video – do send them my apologies.

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