Losing some pounds finally!

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So this week I finally lost some pounds. The wrong type of bloody pounds though… Not lard but dolla dolla bill. I lost my wallet along with all my bank cards. Like a true fatty I was naturally more upset about losing all of my restaurant loyalty cards. Some bastard out there is enjoying all my free Nandos and Pinkberrys. Hope you choke bitch 

So, how is this diet related? Well, I was left with 3 pounds in cash for dinner. No lobster for BJOD. I bought a cauliflower and made soup. The soup lasted me for 2 days worth of dinner. It looks like gruel I know but it really did the trick and it finally helped me lead to lost some actual weight. It gave me that added kick up the ass to not be a fat pig. 


Moral of the story? Every cloud has a silver (or grey-ish lumpy) silver lining. Yes I’m poor, but I’ll be thin. 


3 thoughts on “Losing some pounds finally!

    mancmummy said:
    April 26, 2014 at 12:02 pm

    It does look awful! I normally quite like cauliflower soup but this has put me off a bit 😉 My daughter lost her handbag last week in a bar – it had her phone, keys, purse, driving license and all her loyalty cards in it so she has had a nightmare week. On the other hand I Have finally lost a few pounds (llbs) – 4 to be precise so my new approach seems to be working 🙂 Well done on your enforced loss!

      bigjewonadiet responded:
      April 30, 2014 at 9:52 pm

      Well done on the weight loss! I love when readers share good news 🙂 On the other hand your daughter definitely sounds like she had it worse than me haha. I’ve got replacement cards now thank god… no more horrible mush for me! x

    The Village Hag said:
    April 28, 2014 at 6:43 am

    Hahaha! As long as you’re not hungry, you’ll be fine. 🙂

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