So this week I finally lost some pounds. The wrong type of bloody pounds though… Not lard but dolla dolla bill. I lost my wallet along with all my bank cards. Like a true fatty I was naturally more upset about losing all of my restaurant loyalty cards. Some bastard out there is enjoying all my free Nandos and Pinkberrys. Hope you choke bitch
So, how is this diet related? Well, I was left with 3 pounds in cash for dinner. No lobster for BJOD. I bought a cauliflower and made soup. The soup lasted me for 2 days worth of dinner. It looks like gruel I know but it really did the trick and it finally helped me lead to lost some actual weight. It gave me that added kick up the ass to not be a fat pig.
Moral of the story? Every cloud has a silver (or grey-ish lumpy) silver lining. Yes I’m poor, but I’ll be thin.