In case you don’t know her yet, Meghan Trainor is popping up all over the shop with her new song ‘All About That Bass’. See the song here. The song is all about being comfortable with your size, telling us to not follow the photoshopping crowd. Now ordinarily I’d be all over a song like this, but I actually found myself eating more this weekend due to it’s messaging. Yes, that’s right, the song made me binge.
A few of my favourite lyrics from the song are:
“Yeah, my mama she told me don’t worry about your size. She says, “Boys like a little more booty to hold at night.”
Yeah, that’s what my mama said and I ended up being 22 stone I was 17. Lol JK she had to padlock the food cupboard (true story).
The second lyric that made me eat were:
“But I’m here to tell ya every inch of you is perfect from the bottom to the top”
I was literally singing with with a buttercream enriched piece of cake in my mouth.
What’s my point here? Well, I don’t know if it’s due to my lack of willpower, but when I hear a song like this it makes me content with my size and therefore makes me eat. So, I guess what I’m trying to say is the fact that I didn’t lose any pounds this week can be blamed on Meghan Trainor. Cheers, ya bitch.
Anyone else think this, or am I on glue? I give the song 7 star of Davids.
So i’m going to be totally honest… I’ve become complacent this week. The weight has been coming off steadily, so I’ve become cocky. I was in the shower this morning and thought I was so sexy whilst washing my hair…. until I caught myself in the mirror and realised I was still a fat shit.
The other issue I had this week was I weighed myself using my mums dodgy, old, rickety scales. It said I weighed 4 pounds less overnight…
So then I binged on this:
Look how disappointed my grandma is (kidding, she finds me adorable)
What’s even worse is I had this meal with Charlie for valentines (recipe to follow):
So, all in all, yes I’ve been naughty this weekend. Do I regret it… no – YOLO bitches. However I need to get straight on that diet bandwagon tomorrow. If I don’t, then I’ve got problems.
Love you bye x
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Happy Saturday everyone,
So you know those ideas that are great on paper but are a bit shit in reality – like couples baths or shower sex (no-one actually enjoys them! someone’s always too cold and the other one always has too much water pouring on them, then soap gets in the eye, lube doesn’t work – it’s shit!) Well my next video is literally shower sex (don’t worry it’s not). Whilst I was filming it (and it took me AGES to do) I was giggling about how funny it’s going to be and what a genius I am. I put on a check shirt and short shorts, just like B, I used the same background and all of the dance moves are pretty much spot on (ish). After I edited it, I sat back, watched it and thought “this is some weird shit.”
I always get the opinion from my bf before I post something. Charlie said “you look fat, you look weird and you look like you’re taking it completely seriously. You also look like you needed a poo for most of it.” I didn’t like that response, so I showed it to one of my best friends, asking what she thought. She replies “I mean, you don’t look like you’re taking it seriously… but it’s not funny either.” I didn’t like that one either, so I showed it to my last friend and asked “do I look funny or weird?”. He said “both – but that shit would go viral.”
Well – here it is:
Here’s what I’m supposed to look like:
Anyway, I posted it because I literally spent hours doing it. Happy Saturday 🙂 x